Saturday, January 28, 2012

Marah ni! marah!

amaigadddddddddd I HAVE TO WRITE THIS!

It happened so fast and first time ham and azim got into one big fight dengan strangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it?!?!?!

Ok ham cerita betul2 k. Baca betul2 tau coz benda ni first time terjadi dkt kiterang and ham menggigil jugak la...

Actually tadi mmg plan nak lunch together with Azim. So Azim cakap jom pergi KL. Ham cakap KL jauh why not kite gi Mid Valley jer. Azim pun said yes so kitrg pergi. And dah sampai basement parking Mid Valley maka terjadilah benda alah yang scary ni!!!

At first Azim nak park kereta. Macam biasa la if nak park bahagian belakang kereta dulu,kene la tuju ke tempat lain and gerakkan bontot kereta to the parking kan... (reverse parking)


Ok yang biru tu kereta Azim. Yg merah tu kereta org lain. Dalam gambar kat atas, ia menunjukkan Azim tgh reverse parking nak masuk parking dia.

Kereta ni la yg kuang ajaq gile. yg circle tu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Ok camni. Masa azim nak reverse, tibe2 azim stop. Azim mcm diam sambil tgk side mirror. pastu ham tanya azim ,

Ilham : azim,nape stop?
Azim : ntah dierg ni. nak sound2 Azim plak.

Rupenye ada this one family (xtau la islam ke tak,i hope bukan pasal perangai mcm bangang), tengah keluarkan anak2 die dr seat blkg or stroller anak2 die and they amik space parking kitrg. mcm, cant you see kitrg nak park? lepastu mcm marah2 kat kereta kitrg..



So fine la kan nak settlekan anak2 die. Tapi tak tahu la kenapa mak die ni emotional gile babsssssssss, masa ham tgk side mirror tu pun die mcm jerit2 kat kreta kitrg and muke masam. Azim bengang la pasal x psl2 die kene sound coz MAYBE mak tu marah psl  azim main reverse je,mcm tak nampak stroller and anak2 die tu.

eh hello mana la nak nampak, kitrg naik KERETA kot. anak2 kau kecik kot. Dah tahu anak kecik,lagi mau lepak kat parking orang. ingat kitrg naik basikal pe.

Azim bengang giler. tak psl2 kene sound. kereta kitrg tak bergerak mcm atas ni pasal tunggu org ni gerak. lepastu...

lepastu masa kitrg dalam kereta and kereta kitrg x gerak camtu,dierg pun lalu. si ayah die pandang azim slack gileeeeeeeeeeee. pastu si mak die ni mcm pandang dgn muke bengis mcm la azim terlanggar kereta die! azim pun bengang la, so azim buat signal tangan mcm "apa laaa!"


Macam ni. tapi takde la seganas macam ni. mcm angkat tgn skit je...

Ye la dah lah azim tak buat salah. Tengah nak reverse ,pastu kene stop psl ada anak2 n stroller dierg,dah settle,dierg lalu,azim kene pandang slack oleh mak ayah dierg pulak. macam what the heck did i do wrong!?!??! maybe azim tgh bengang gile kot. slalunye die ok ,tp this time org ni mcm over skit org2 ni ,so azim pun ter over jugak. ;p

LEPASTU, time ni laaaaaaaaaa omggg si mak ni datang mengamuk kat sebelah cermin kereta azim and TUNJUK MIDDLE FINGER KAT KITRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sambil tu mulut die nampak la die ckp "what the fuck!" . 

omg gangster gileeee !!!!!!!!!!!

"tak nampak ke ada budak kecik?!!?!?" si mak tu ckp.

Then suami die datang and mcm leraikan. masa ni azim dlm kereta and dierg kat luar tgh berdiri. suami die ketuk kereta azim suruh keluar...

Azim turunkan tingkap and jwb balik kat si mak tu "What? Kenapa nak marah? I didnt see you pun kat belakang tu! I DIDNT SEE! "

then si emak tu ckp " fuck la tak nampak.......! fuck you and your WIFE!" (tak psl2 ham pun kene. mula2 mcm hah wife? sape? then mcm ohhhh thats me! haha)

Pastu suami die mcm "Ok if you tak nampak then its okay. its not that u sengaja kan"

Pastu azim " Yea im sorry laaaa." then azim hulur tangan and salam si ayah tu.

Pastu , si emak tu ngamuk kat suami dia "apesal nak salam2? no need to salam him laaaaaaaa!" bla bla bla. 

Then dierg pergi and azim pun parked.

OMGGGG masa ni ham dupdap gile222. serious rasa kene sound gile2 babs punye. kuat tau mak tu jerit. satu basement kedengaran. kuat la kan kalau org ngamuk. serious die melampau coz mencarut gile2 dpn anak2 die and BABY DLM STROLLER. agak2 la.............!

Then mata ham dah berair. azim mcm "why ilham?" . 

then ham mcm "kite pergi tempat lain boleh? taknak gi mid...." (masa ni ham dah start menangis pasal berdebar gilerrr and menggigil. huhuhu,first time gaduh depan mata that includes azim)

Then azim : "betul ke ni? why taknak?"

me : taknak terserempak dgn dierg. tak pasal2 mak die tu serang kite kat dlm mall tu. (MUKA PEREMPUAN TU SCARY NAK MAMPUS,serious mcm singa tengah mengamuk!)

So Azim pun terus bayar ticket and kitrg gi Pavilion pulak. Habis make up I pasal i menangis ketakutan. huhuhuhuh

Kitrg diam je on the way to pavilion tu. coz i know if ham ckp psl tu,azim sure mcm x suka and defend diri die betul pastu start marah2 balik kat org tu. so taknak la kan.

 the only thg i said to him was : azim,die ckp "F u and your wife". Haha die igt ilham wife azim. nampak sgt azim dah tua coz die x nampak ilham dlm kereta tadi (kacau him).

 then azim senyum and ckp ape ntah....tp lama2 kitrg da x ckp psl ni dah......psl sakit hati sangat. huhuhu

Tp yg comel nye masa nak balik (gaduh tu pukul 12pm, balik around 4pm) ,azim tanya me "azim nampak tua sgt ke ilham?"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA risau jugak die ek!!! tapi ape2 pun, ham still xleh lupa muka si emak tu tunjuk her fat middle finger to us. SCARY GILER. screw you woman!!!!!!!!!! coz you mencarut dpn anak2. stupid lady.











5 comments:

  1. ya Allah..merepek betul! azim angkat tangan, pastuh die marah sbb ada budak kecik..yg die pergi tunjuk middle finger tuh boleh pulak? =S

    scarynyaa. maybe wife die tgh pms teruk gile kot ham. kalau ama pown nak pegi tempat lain, spoil mood je.

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  2. azim terangkat tgn pasal rasa terancam kot dgn that woman. mcm azim x buat pape salah, tak psl2 kene pandang slack smue. rasa tercabar psl tu terangkat tangan hahahah serious scary amaaa...ham pun rasa die tgh pms or ada problem besar dlm hidup die psl tu die mengamuk x tentu psl huhuhu

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  3. eeeeeeeee bencinyaaaa perempuan tu!!!!!!!

    sumpah i boleh imagine! at first i senyum je tgk ur drawing so cuteee! ttbe bawah2 tgk lady tu datang sebelah cermin azim n kata fuck u and ur wife...URGHHHHFEHFHSEIFHAEIPDFJIAEDJAIWPDJAWIOPDJAIOPSD

    rasa mcm nak keluar kereta n jerit "apahal la!! mcm la aku langgar anak kau!" eeeeeegghhhrrrhhh!!!!!! kesian suami dia dapat isteri macam tu!!!!

    i type ni pun tekan kuat2 sebab marah jugak! :p
    serious kurang ajar. bukan azim reverse smpai nak langgar anak dia. dah diorng g bukak stroller sebesar2 buat ape. dah tau tu SPACE KERETA. kalau ye pun, buatlah mcm hand signal stop and cepat2 keluarkan stroller semua tapi ni nak marah korang pulak..

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  4. tu laaaaaaaaaaaa ina!!!! i rasa kalau azim bukan dalam kereta,die dah tolak azim dah. you kno mcm cara nak cari gaduh. she's that berani. T_T and yuppppp the first thing i pk,kesian gile suami die dpt isteri mcm tu. lelaki tu okay je. mmg ham tgk si emak tu i was like "giler nye perempuan ni". so yeah kesian suami die!!! uhuhuhuhu bad experience!!! T_T

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  5. seb baek x kena dgn i...if mira, mira keluar kete n give da wife a piece of hard advice. if there's no children and husband, i just slap her on the face.

    wat a jerk....wat a jerk mother. shes a MOM! wat an embarassment!

    let see how she reacted when her own child masa besar nnti give tht same middle finger at her face...

    (mara x pasal2)

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